SUZY SUZY SUZY, the Jalapeno of my Eye – w4w – 24 (Evanston)
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Date: 2008-10-30, 9:02PM CDT
You weren’t here to tell me not to touch my eyes after I handled that jalapeno, and Suzy, I touched my eye! And it stings! Where were you?? You should have been here! But OH NO, you had to go get some crazy barbecue beef pork pulled sandwich because that, apparently, is more important than the health of my now jalapeno ridden eye. Jerk.